phatjew's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Blade Bros.]

Argh!

What was with the damn text pacing in this?! I couldn't watch it anymore because I got so fed up waiting for the bubble to change, for some of them. And then, some of them in the beginning were too fast for me to read. My suggestion, put in a button so the viewers can do it themselves. You know how I said I turned it off before it was over? Well I watched the rest while writing this, and it really didn't go anywhere. It was really boring too.... next time, more action and a lot less text.

Dometriak responds:

Thanks for the idea! I never thought of that, I'll have to add that in if I don't have voice actors for the next one, and maybe even if I do, thats for the advice, promise the next one will have lots of action for you.

[Escaping]

hmm

Intriguing.

OmyHomyboy responds:

Thanks! I know it's confusing right now, but once the second one comes out it'll be a lot better. Right now I'm working on a more humorous flash, but once I'm done with that I'll probably be working on Escaping 2!

[LameASS]

Ha

This was funny. The laugh was awesome. The only problem I had was his arm coming out of wherever it came out of.

[Mr. Shields and the Pies]

Urgh

Shields didn't look that fat. And why'd he go to jail for eating a toaster. And why couldn't you crop the heads better.

[Rectangle]

Hmm

I don't get it. Nice choice on "The Gloaming" for the music though. Maybe if I was in more of a Radiohead mindset I would figure it out.

[Sonic's Vacation Part I]

Hmm

This was sort of boring. Put in voices next time. Or something.

[Hyrule High 2]

Mmm

The title and the gelatin were funny.

TapismDotCom responds:

Thanks. I'm teh Jewish too.

[The Return of Ganondorf]

HAHAHHAHAHA

Omg... that Chocolate Factory thing at the end was so hilarious. So was In the fridge and of course Something... evil!

[All Your Pie]

Hilarious!

Hahahah that was so funny, you're my new favorite author! Ark sounded like Garth from Wayne's World. Keep making these awesome movies ok?

[The REALITY of WW2]

Haha funny

Haha, this was really funny, I like the guy who blew himself up in the bar, and what was with that ending? Haha, funny and a bit random, and I likes random, funny stuff. Keep makin dem magic movies!

Emagdnim678 responds:

Keep makin magic movies? Can and will!