phatjew's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Basic Flash Concepts]

Good intentions

...but please don't talk us through it.

luminousnerd responds:

Why?

[Kyme the movie]

THIEF

I hate you. You stole all the jokes in this from Family Guy. Burn.

Towlie2110 responds:

not all of them. its kinda a tribute to them.

[Night blade]

Bleh

Wow, various artists is my favorite band!

Fraz-66 responds:

Yes. I know kinda stupid. It wasn't origianally going to be a demo but so it was going to have various artists and musicians. But I changed it so "Thumbs up!"

[Blade Bros.]

Argh!

What was with the damn text pacing in this?! I couldn't watch it anymore because I got so fed up waiting for the bubble to change, for some of them. And then, some of them in the beginning were too fast for me to read. My suggestion, put in a button so the viewers can do it themselves. You know how I said I turned it off before it was over? Well I watched the rest while writing this, and it really didn't go anywhere. It was really boring too.... next time, more action and a lot less text.

Dometriak responds:

Thanks for the idea! I never thought of that, I'll have to add that in if I don't have voice actors for the next one, and maybe even if I do, thats for the advice, promise the next one will have lots of action for you.

[Escaping]

hmm

Intriguing.

OmyHomyboy responds:

Thanks! I know it's confusing right now, but once the second one comes out it'll be a lot better. Right now I'm working on a more humorous flash, but once I'm done with that I'll probably be working on Escaping 2!

[Hyrule High 2]

Mmm

The title and the gelatin were funny.

TapismDotCom responds:

Thanks. I'm teh Jewish too.

[The REALITY of WW2]

Haha funny

Haha, this was really funny, I like the guy who blew himself up in the bar, and what was with that ending? Haha, funny and a bit random, and I likes random, funny stuff. Keep makin dem magic movies!

Emagdnim678 responds:

Keep makin magic movies? Can and will!

[Korean style animation]

Random

There's random funny and then there's random pointless. I think this was random pointless. The boobies thing was dumb too.

Wonders responds:

i think yer random gay jew go to hell christ killers

[road-kill cars]

Not that bad

It was ok but I didn't think it was that funny.... also I thought you said you had a cool preloader? Some things to improve for the next version: sounds, length, timing, and more realistic blood for the first one. It went too fast and was too short, if it went that fast but was longer it would be a lot better. But good animation.

AubergineLock responds:

...dont you like the ng logo? meh, i thought it was cool. yeah i do need sound and better blood + guts, and i was going to make tons of origional and funnier deaths anyway, thanks.

[Too Short Shorts]

Not bad

This wasn't bad for an amateur, next time put better drawn characters and a storyline in. The cold day thing was too long, and I really liked the pimp slap.

leo-2002 responds:

Thanx for the review! I don't think cold day is long, it's pretty short to me :)