phatjew's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Korean style animation]

Random

There's random funny and then there's random pointless. I think this was random pointless. The boobies thing was dumb too.

Wonders responds:

i think yer random gay jew go to hell christ killers

[road-kill cars]

Not that bad

It was ok but I didn't think it was that funny.... also I thought you said you had a cool preloader? Some things to improve for the next version: sounds, length, timing, and more realistic blood for the first one. It went too fast and was too short, if it went that fast but was longer it would be a lot better. But good animation.

AubergineLock responds:

...dont you like the ng logo? meh, i thought it was cool. yeah i do need sound and better blood + guts, and i was going to make tons of origional and funnier deaths anyway, thanks.

[NG Vs Albino Blacksheep]

No!

Stop torturing my eyes

[Too Short Shorts]

Not bad

This wasn't bad for an amateur, next time put better drawn characters and a storyline in. The cold day thing was too long, and I really liked the pimp slap.

leo-2002 responds:

Thanx for the review! I don't think cold day is long, it's pretty short to me :)

[School Fight Ep. 1]

Uh...

The grammar was the best part of this. Nothing even happened. All you did was make motion tweens and badly timed music.

Final-Stick666 responds:

yup :D

[Optical illusion]

Cool

This was cool, I really liked a few of your illusions, but most of them I had seen in my psychology textbook. Thanks for putting them together though. As for the audio... well, it sucked.

[Brak-Song that Never Ends]

Yay

Man I love Cartoon Planet, I wish it was still around. Thanks for this, it was fantastic, although it was just a reproduction of something from the show. Brak rocks my universe.

[To Kill A Clock]

I don't get it

Okay, I thought this was interesting and somewhat entertaining, and obviously Mappy worked hard on it, but I just don't get what the point was. What was the whole fruit/clock reference? Maybe I'm just dumb, but I didn't get it. Not badly done though. And a computer voice is better than a crappily-done human one any day.

[Towelie's Kickin Time 1.0]

Meh

Towelie is cool, but think up your own characters, please, don't take them from South Park. There wasn't anything that funny or cool here.... President Bush getting high isn't anything deservant of that song either. You didn't even go anywhere with it... I like random things, but only if they are funny. I just don't see what the point of this was. On the other hand, your animation wasn't horrible. At least you put some effort into it.

[~Falling Down~]

Not too bad

First of all, when you submit to Newgrounds they let you download a pre-made customizable PreLoader. Anyways, this thing wasn't too bad, not that original or anything, but your animation and art was pretty good, and somehow the interactive arrows made it better, like I was a part of the action or something! The cow crapping on him was a nice touch too. Maybe next time, he could land in a pile of cowcrap with a pitchfork instead.